"man who give a shit"
-every wise man when faced with internet drama

hello there fellow internet peons, i am jade. the webmaster of this website with more issues than braincells. i do not consider myself human, and if you have any respect for my cyuunibyou delusions you will consider me your robot overlord. i will settle for being a regular robot girl in your eyes though.

despite my joking around and weird coping mechanisms, i actually consider myself quite the insightful person. maybe it's the years of trauma making me have a unique persective, maybe i have looped around to being smart due to being a gigantic dumbass, but i believe we all have something to bring forward to the experience of being alive. i find myself being quite sociable whenever i am not being plagued by anxiety, playing video games when i am being antisocial, and drawing fictional characters in my sketchbook whenever i goddamn please.

i dunno what else to write about so i'll just link to the places you can see me lurking.

newgrounds
toyhou.se
tumblr
bluesky
crabbyjade@protonmail.com

have some personality quiz results i have.